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Author Topic: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.  (Read 4267 times)

Offline Nod

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If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« on: July 03, 2011, 11:52:44 PM »
But we can do the next best thing...
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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 03:40:42 AM »
You don't have a dick? Even synthetic dicks can be easily purchased now a days. :nonsense:

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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 07:26:16 AM »
Purchased?  Come on, 3-D printers are super cheap these days.

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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 04:24:47 PM »
No dick? Bring me a PVC pipe, duct tape, two tennis balls 15 feet of phone cord and a box of scorpions. I'll have you set up in no time.

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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 09:10:17 PM »
The correct answer was kill people :(
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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 09:49:38 PM »
i was thinking shoot heroin...

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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 01:38:40 PM »
i was thinking shoot heroin...

Not before you kill your parents and definitely not after you shoot up your school
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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 09:05:50 AM »
You can't shoot up your school. It won't fit into your veins! I mean, come on people!

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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 03:15:32 PM »
You can't shoot up your school. It won't fit into your veins! I mean, come on people!

Unless it's a school for ants. Then it's manageable.

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Re: If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2011, 04:37:28 PM »
Wait a minute...You shoot the heroin first then your school and parents. This case your lawyer can say you were under the influence of drugs and had diminished capacity.

Make sure you also tell them you never got Christmas presents as a kid*

*A about a decade ago, someone went into a McDonald's and shot some people. They wanted to give him the chair, his lawyers made this argument and he got life instead

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