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Author Topic: Black Friday store pranks  (Read 21199 times)

Offline Jo Nathen

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2008, 03:37:54 PM »
...how did you people do on friday?   ;D
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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2008, 05:27:34 PM »
...how did you people do on friday?   ;D
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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2008, 05:49:33 PM »
...how did you people do on friday?   ;D
I tried to pose as a walmart employee, but I got trampled to death when they opened the store.

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2008, 06:40:46 PM »
...how did you people do on friday?   ;D

I picked up store phones at Wal-Mart and pissed off at least a dozen would-be customers.  Here's one:
http://www.phonelosers.com/stuff/blow_up_the_store.mp3

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2008, 06:50:42 PM »
...how did you people do on friday?   ;D

I picked up store phones at Wal-Mart and pissed off at least a dozen would-be customers.  Here's one:
http://www.phonelosers.com/stuff/blow_up_the_store.mp3

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2008, 01:50:11 AM »
I went to walmart also. I ended up getting a new vacuum cleaner. I didnt want to wait in the insanely long line so I went to the grocery side of the store and found a phone and made an announcement over the paging system that there were 50 inch TVs in the gardening section for 75% off, I repeat 75% off. I ended up clearing several people out of the checkout line and made it out of there in half the time. I got it on video, the walmart ladies in gardening turning people away when they came looking for the TV's.  Ill upload it when im not being too lazy.

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2008, 06:46:16 PM »
I went to walmart also. I ended up getting a new vacuum cleaner. I didnt want to wait in the insanely long line so I went to the grocery side of the store and found a phone and made an announcement over the paging system that there were 50 inch TVs in the gardening section for 75% off, I repeat 75% off. I ended up clearing several people out of the checkout line and made it out of there in half the time. I got it on video, the walmart ladies in gardening turning people away when they came looking for the TV's.  Ill upload it when im not being too lazy.

I would love to see that as I am currently employed by Wal-Mart and I like to see the store getting one pulled over on them (it is THE Wal-Mart after all)

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2008, 06:55:27 PM »
the only store i braved on black friday was a used bookstore, which wasn't very busy.

i was a bad phone loser, and did not pull any pranks.  i managed to find an infinitely lulzy treasure trove of misinformation, though.
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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2008, 05:00:57 PM »
I got a pair of headphones and some video games.

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 11:53:25 AM »
Take this MP3 <a target="_blank" href="http://www.jetcityorange.com/mosquito-ringtone/mosquito-ringtone.mp3">Link[/url] (new window) and fill a CD with it.  When the old lady is working in electronics (or anyone above 25) pop it into a CD player, set it to repeat and crank up the volume.  Starts killing sales and lets the employees relax until someone finds it.

17Khz sound, only irritating to teens and young adults.

Also would make a good ring tone for our younger losers, adults can't hear it but you can.

A company sells machines that produce this to keep kids away from businesses.
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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2008, 12:29:29 PM »
Take this MP3 <a target="_blank" href="http://www.jetcityorange.com/mosquito-ringtone/mosquito-ringtone.mp3">Link[/url] (new window) and fill a CD with it.  When the old lady is working in electronics (or anyone above 25) pop it into a CD player, set it to repeat and crank up the volume.  Starts killing sales and lets the employees relax until someone finds it.

17Khz sound, only irritating to teens and young adults.

Also would make a good ring tone for our younger losers, adults can't hear it but you can.

A company sells machines that produce this to keep kids away from businesses.

Yeah maybe if it was of better quality. Stick this up your ipod: http://www.spacebison.com/files/17000.wav

Personally, I'm a bit more fond of the 15khz tone:http://www.spacebison.com/files/15000.wav
« Last Edit: December 02, 2008, 12:35:10 PM by SpaceBison »

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2008, 02:21:11 PM »
Haha, I used to work for OMX as well and have also acquired model radio that they use. Is it a Motorola CLS 1410? I have seen a trend of many other retailers using these now. I am going out on Black Friday with it just hope I can program the channels right for other stores.


That sounds right. I don't know how much "programming" you'd need to do, as it's just a basic multi-channel walkie-talkie. I mean, all you do is flip through channels until you hear employees talking. This also works at Best Buy, Target, and any other mass-retailer that has employees communicate by radio. OMX is just fun to fuck with and listen in on since they do all their sales reads and team "huddles" by radio.

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2008, 06:58:03 PM »
Take this MP3 <a target="_blank" href="http://www.jetcityorange.com/mosquito-ringtone/mosquito-ringtone.mp3">Link[/url] (new window) and fill a CD with it.  When the old lady is working in electronics (or anyone above 25) pop it into a CD player, set it to repeat and crank up the volume.  Starts killing sales and lets the employees relax until someone finds it.

Wouldn't work at places with minimum wage high school age workers like Circuit Shitty

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2008, 04:19:28 PM »
Honestly Circuit City is the only place near me with decent customer service.

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Re: Black Friday store pranks
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2008, 05:41:11 PM »
http://www.instructables.com/files/orig/FPO/P33Q/F3KLNVHA/FPOP33QF3KLNVHA.mp3
download this mp3 to your ipod
take an antenna and some shit headphones
cut the headphones off about 2 inces from the jack
strip one wire and connect it to the antenna (only one to the antenna)
Wrap it in electrical tape
plug it into your mp3 player and play
sit back and watch the fun as the entire store plays a mandatory red light green light game with the shopping carts
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