Someone PMed me about the 7-eleven video, so I thought I'd post their PM here instead of responding privately.
Wow Brad, I just saw the 7/11 mayhem video and wow. Poking holes in condoms... really? Unplanned pregnancies or the need for a girl to get abortion is pretty bad. But this is also opening the up the possibility for people to be exposed to STDs that could mean anything from death to living the rest of your life with an incurable and horrible disease. That's over the line to do to a total stranger. An enemy you deem worthy of something so malicious is one thing, but total strangers? AIDS, Herpes and plenty more...really Brad?
Are you trying to one up Dex for biggest douche bag unfunny pranks? You win. Hands down and by a very long shot.
I don't think you're this out of touch...or are you?
I crushed the box of condoms in my hand and threw it behind the shelf. There's no way they'll get purchased in the condition I left them. It's movie magic! I know I'm still horrible for suggesting such a thing, but I always loved that that particular item on the list pissed off so many people.