"I did the labs. Want to go drinking later?"
"Changing my number soon." Give the number for the voice bridge
Assuming the asshole is some guy. We can tell Natalie is a girl,
"I'm pregnant you told me you would pull out. call me."
That's all I can think of right now
This reminds me when I got a wrong number text. Here's gist of it
Them: Hey y'all get my message about tomorrow? Pool, deck, BBQ and hanging on the deck. let me know if you can make it.
ME: I have to shave my ballsack first. I'll be over after I'm done.
Them: My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. As long as your stray pubes don't choke my filter.
Me: Don't worry everything will be clean shaven
Them: Nah...not clean shaven. Make little swastikas for fun.
Me: I'll shave it in the shape of a cactus.
Them: Why not leave it and grow a tumbleweed...haha
Me: No I rather a cactus
Them: Why don't you cut the word OBAMA..My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
Me: My ballsack is a Republican
Them: Chops! You have a sack? I think you sold Matt a false bill of goods.
Me: He should have inspected. Buyer beware.
Them: I'm sure the taste would've eventually given it away...unless that's not in y'all playbook.
Me: Apparently he like's the pole and the hole.
Them: The hole and the pole huh! That's got our Nigger/Burglar/Rapist fantasy beat..My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.! The shoe polish makes my face itch!
Me: Your fantasy? elaborate more!
The next day,
Me: Haha the jig is up. The person you are texting isn't here. You got the wrong person. I've been pranking you. Mega-lulz. Hahahaha
Them: Pranks on me? It took you this long to bail! You couldn't keep the convo going! I knew this was fake from the 3rd text Haha...shaving!
Me: I love wrong wrong number text. When I get those I take the opportunity to prank.
Them: Haha...well good for you! I knew there was a weird feeling with those replies. I though maybe someone grabbed the phone.