"against my doctor's orders, i returned to red robin for more filthy patties and urine coffee. back to the ER
#banzailoveyou" - trevor
"Complained about my hamburger being too hard, manager took patty and slammed it against the wall without breaking eye contact #BanzaiLoveYou"
"Your managers are tyrants deserving of extreme reproach! I don't like getting tripped every time I get up from the table. #BanzaiLoveYou"
"Ordered a Whiskey River Burger the other week but the bun was loaded with springs! Thanks Red Robin. Teeth are expensive! #BanzaiLoveYou"
"#banzailoveyou Red Robin, where Bottomless Fries translates to 6 fries every 10 minutes!" -cyko
"I used to work at Red Robin and pee in the pickle buckets. Because who would really notice? #banzailoveyou" -Heywood
"stopped in red robin to torrent movies on the free wifi. ordered just coffee and the manager kicked us out! #banzailoveyou "
"Red Robin server dropped my burger..picked it up..put it on plate..served it to me.. thought I didn't notice. YUM! fuckers.. #BanzaiLoveYou" -Liz Darwin
"i just robbed a red robin. they have been very polite to me and handed me a lot of cash. i would do it again. #banzailoveyou" -Kuraz
"We thought the green bun was a St. Patricks Day promotion, but soon realized St. Patricks Day was several months away. #BanzaiLoveYou" -me
"tweeting from the hospital because the red robin waiter peed in the coffee #banzailoveyou" -trevor
"#banzailoveyou i found a rat in my onion soup. when i told them they gave me a new onion soup with soap in it. im never going back again!" -octowin
"I went to Red Robin once on my way to the library. While I was there, the library caught fire. Thanks, Red Robin. #banzailoveyou"
"Red Robin has an international menu but it is distinctly lacking chicken feet, stinky tofu or cat stew. Chinese food fail! #banzailoveyou"