Right, so there is a game out there I think you guys would like. It was made in 2003 so you can use your Windows ME machine on it. Insted of me tryin gto explain everything I have a video for you guys. If you think it's cool, download Byond and it should be the top game in the games section. I also have a server that you can join if you want to try the game out without being called a 'noob' as the kids call it. And yes, there are telephones, horse masks, and much more.
Testing Server (Cactus [Ministaiton] 13)byond://184.108.40.206:1630