Oh noes! AOL wants to buy the PLA Website! They are offering 845 Million Dollars.
RBCP: So how much are you offering again!?
AOL: 845 Million
RBCP's good conscience: Don't do it! Your followers will be devastated!
RBCP's bad conscience: DO IT. You can buy your own Bell or something!
AOL: So have you made a decision, Mr. Carter?
Brad: Well, I've always wanted my own telephone exchange, but I'd like to pass.
AOL: Not so fast motha fucka! (He pulls out a 9mm pistol and holds it to his head)
AOL: Does this help change your mind?
Brad: Holy shit! I knew you guys were evil, but...God!
AOL:Shut up! You want a bullet in your head?
Brad: No! No! take the site! I don't wana die!
Brad picks up the cactus in his office, and swings it wildly, knocking the gun out of his hand (and leaving some pretty painfull pricks)
Brad then picks up the gun and fires at the AOL goons.
...and Phonelosers.org lives on