I still need some short quotes for the top of the chapters.
Here's one that is a parody of the famous court room line in A Few Good Men, when asked "Do you want the truth".
"Son, we live in world with payphones which are slowly disappearing, and those payphones have to be hacked by phreakers with red boxes. Whose gonna hack it? You? You Lt. murd0c? I have a greater knowledge of phreaking than you could possibly fathom.
You weep for the payphones, and you curse the PLA. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing the leet hacking skills I know. That redboxing payphones, while tragic, probably saves you money on long distance calls.
And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves a few quarters at the payphone.. You donít want the truth because deep down in places you donít talk about on the phone show.
You want me on that redbox, you need me at that payphone. We use words like third party billing, cactus, phone mobbing. We use these words as a backbone of a life spent defending free phone calls.
You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a phreaker who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very long distance tricks I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said ibaibaibaibaiba, and unplug your bud box, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a redbox, and hack a payphone. Either way, I don't give a damn what COCOT you think you are entitled to."