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PLA: THE BOOK - $12.00 This is the PLA Book, entitled Phone Losers of America. It's approximately 310 pages and includes many of the popular stories from phonelosers.org and notla.com, plus a few other things that can't be found on the site. Included are stories about Dino, credit card fraud, call forwarding scams, red boxing, taking over store intercoms, Big Larry, being homeless, Curtis the Superhacker, wacky morning DJs, how to find a job, the Boulder News frenzy, eBay and McDonalds pranks, and lots more. More information on the book can be found here.The price options below reflect the $12 book, plus shipping to your specific country. If your country isn't listed, just choose the price that you think it will be. If you pay too much, we'll refund the difference. You can also buy this book from Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, CreateSpace!
You can also buy the e-book version for your Kindle, for your Nook, or for other formats. Or if you want to get the electronic version for free, get it here, but then you're required to support us in other ways.
PLA 2014 COIN - $10.00 If you want to own the currency of THE FUTURE, now is your chance. These polished metal PLA coins measure 1.5 inches across, which is approximately half the width of a penny. They're about 1/8th of an inch thick, so if you throw them at a person's head, you can cause some serious damage. They're made of brass, in a polished silver color. Both sides have the PLA logo on them. The front reads "Phone Losers of America" along the top and "Roy, New Mexico" along the bottom. The back side has stars along the top and "2014" on the bottom. Each coin is worth ten Ellerbuck$.
ELITE CACTUS SQUAD ID CARD - $5.00 The Elite Cactus Squad PLA ID Card will identify you as authorized personnel whenever you’re visiting our headquarters in Roy, New Mexico. The card is encased in hard laminate that will keep it safe for 100 years guaranteed.
PLA 2" VINYL STICKERS - $5.00 FOR 10 STICKERS These vinyl stickers are 2" in diameter with "Phone Losers of America" written around a PLA logo. For a mere $5.00 you'll get ten of these stickers, which will look great on all of your personal belongings. Click on the "add to cart" button to order these stickers. If you'd like to see more pictures of this sticker, then click here.
PLA 1" VINYL STICKERS - $5.00 FOR 10 STICKERS These black vinyl stickers are approximately 1" in diameter and contain only the PLA logo on them. For $5.00 you'll get ten of these stickers, or $1.00 for one of them.
OBEY THE CACTUS VINYL STICKERS - $5.00 FOR 10 STICKERS These vinyl stickers are approximately 1.25" x 2" with a cartoon cactus reading OBEY THE CACTUS. For $5.00 you'll get ten of these stickers, or $1.00 for one of them.
GIRLY PENCILS (PACK OF 5) - $5.00 The place I ordered these pencils from had a very misleading photo, leading me to believe that the pencils I ordered would be normal, dark colors. Instead, they sent me pencils in light pastels. For only $5.00 you will receive 5 round (not hexagon shaped) pencils that read "Phone Losers of America - www.phonelosers.org - Cactus?" on them. The print is white and you can barely read it because it's on light pastel colored pencils. You get 1 of each color, which are Girly Green, Pretty Purple, Beautiful Blue, Unitard Yellow and Peachy Pink. If you feel you're not getting beat up in school nearly enough, these pencils should help you with that problem!
DOG TAG/KEYCHAIN - $8.00 PLA dog tags come in various colors and are laser-etched with the PLA logo and title on both sides. One side reads "Cactus?" and the other side reads "Cactus!" Each one includes a 24" chain for wearing around your neck, but most people just ditch the chain and put the tag on their key ring. The tag you receive may have a different font than what is pictured here. Click here for a larger picture and more colors.If you’d like to personalize your PLA keychain with your own name instead of “Cactus?” then visit our supplier, Etch Plus, and have them make your own for a slightly cheaper price. You can use this PLA logo on their ordering page.
RUBBER BRACELET - $5.00 This is a black rubber bracelet that reads "Phone Losers of America" in orange text. In the picture is a medium and a large bracelet.
PRANK CALL ALBUM - CAN I HELP YOU? This album features calls by murd0c, Carlito from Madhouse Live, RBCP and The Spessas. You’ll get to hear about 73 minutes of our customer service calls from 2002 to 2012.
PLA BUTTONS - $1.00 for small ones and $2.00 for large ones.
Customize your clothing, your backpack or your nipple piercings with these stylish PLA-themed button pins. Buttons are available in small 1" sizes or larger 2.25" sizes and there are a variety of designs to choose from.If you'd like to look at our extensive collection of PLA buttons that you can order, then click here for 1" buttons or here for 2.25" buttons.
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